Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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