There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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