I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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