I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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