I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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