the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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