college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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