Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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