whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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