Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Randomize
