if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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