is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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