a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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