at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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