a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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