Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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