Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Randomize
