Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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