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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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