I seem to have left my pride at pride
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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