so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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