Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
