Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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