it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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