What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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