I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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