How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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