WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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