ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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