doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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