dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
The ass gains better be worth it
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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