thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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