I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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