we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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