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(540): View more from Virginia

Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed

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(612): View more from Minnesota

dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear

(952): View more from Minnesota

gross she's a slut

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yea she doesn't shave either

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.

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(631): View more from New York

I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?

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(512): View more from Texas

I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.

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(903): View more from Texas

Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.

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(315): View more from New York

Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?

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