Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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