we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
