community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
