Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize