wat bout pragnant strippers??
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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