I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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