I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Princesses don't give blow jobs
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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