I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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