how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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