DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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