You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Holy shit dude........stairs
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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