Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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