im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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