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  i already hear my dad disowning me

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We need to rekindle our bromance

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome

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• (512): View more from Texas

  the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.

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• (626): View more from California

  You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin

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• (817): View more from Texas

  not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.

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