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(847): View more from Illinois

just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom

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(847): just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom http://tfl.nu/dq56

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.

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(403): She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl. http://tfl.nu/n4eu

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave

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(781): I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave http://tfl.nu/vjg2

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(970): View more from Colorado

We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.

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you better fuck at least one or both of them.

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(970): We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes. (1-970): you better fuck at least one or both of them. http://tfl.nu/eeo0

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"

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(+44): Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far" http://tfl.nu/vzxo

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(843): View more from South Carolina

We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again

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(843): We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again http://tfl.nu/w71h

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(707): View more from California

I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet

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(707): I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet http://tfl.nu/0aqf

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(513): View more from Ohio

I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.

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(513): I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass. http://tfl.nu/kvfi

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(518): View more from New York

He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.

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(518): He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary. http://tfl.nu/x9c1

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(217): View more from Illinois

We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.

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(217): We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater. http://tfl.nu/r45m

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(404): View more from Georgia

I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.

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(404): I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success. http://tfl.nu/f7f6

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull

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(651): Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull http://tfl.nu/fvhw

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(619): View more from California

But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.

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(619): But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection. http://tfl.nu/g9u5

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(510): View more from California

Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.

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(510): Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation. http://tfl.nu/xoud

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are

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(717): strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are http://tfl.nu/muz3

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