Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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