dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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