My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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