Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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