in pain and im wearing pink underwear
i dont own pink underwear
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.