he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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