do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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