You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just blew my weed a kiss
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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