In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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