My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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