it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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